March 2012
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retsu-unohana:
“Allow me to repeat myself,” she replied calmly, smiling across her desk towards the utter mess of a man. “Inoue Orihime-san conveyed her romantic feelings to Kurosaki Ichigo-san, which got him confused to the point where he sought out aid and advice for how to at least begin to respond to the situation.”
To his latter comment, the healer’s brow twitched, lips pursing at his...
retsu-unohana:
She raised an eyebrow at the elder Kurosaki’s brusque manner of speaking. Like father like son, I suppose. —At least I now know where Ichigo get it from. And at that thought, she couldn’t help but chuckle. Unohana couldn’t help but be struck by the idea that it would be very like Isshin and Ichigo to get angry at one another if someone ever noted how similar the two were.
“I’d...
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frodo-chan asked: woof
retsu-unohana:
doctorkurosaki:
Isshin had heard that Unohana had been talking to his son. Not just talking, but talking about his love life. He decided to approach Unohana about the matter, being the over-protective father that he is.
He slipped into Soul Society and went up to the 4th division barracks..he hoped she wasn’t sleeping, that would make things a bit awkward. Oh well, he thought,...
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Isshin had heard that Unohana had been talking to his son. Not just talking, but talking about his love life. He decided to approach Unohana about the matter, being the over-protective father that he is.
He slipped into Soul Society and went up to the 4th division barracks..he hoped she wasn’t sleeping, that would make things a bit awkward. Oh well, he thought, too late to back out now. He...
February 2012
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Isshin was so close to just eating his heart. He knew no one would want it, so what would it matter..?
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shodaime-kenpachi asked: "Kurosaki-san, I'l entrust you with this heart." she promptly handed Isshin Mayuri's chocolate heart, disappearing in the next instant.
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Isshin ran. He ran as fast as he could. He was going to stop doing these missions for Urahara, or at least not as often. He missed his kids just too damn much.
He finally turned onto their street, and burst through their front door with tears in his eyes.
“Daddy’s back! Don’t worry! Come here, you two! Papa missed his girls ;-;”
He then realized it was 11 in the...
December 2011
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So many humans have followed me in my absence! Please, someone come do something with me? I’m a lonely old man ;-;
Isshin looked in a mirror. Why the hell am I still wearing this stupid hat? He rushes off to change it.
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In which Isshin's perving escapes Orihime's...
inoue-orihime:
death-and-strawberry:
“Uh huh. The whole landing on your face thing sounds about right. Only a dumbass would—OWW!!” His insult was cut short by his father’s kick. As soon as he tried to strike, the man had leaned in and whispered to him about their chat they had. Ichigo hadn’t forgotten about the weird talk his dad forced him into, but he was hopping he did. Then again, his...
In which Isshin's perving escapes Orihime's...
death-and-strawberry:
inoue-orihime:
She nodded in acknowledgement of his offer. “Ah, thank you! That’s so kind of you! —But I wouldn’t want to burden you at all, especially not after how much you’ve lent a hand in the past, you know?”
Orihime wasn’t exactly sure if he’d remember the correlation. In fact, Ichigo himself hadn’t made the connection until much later— but the Kurosaki Clnic and...
In which Isshin's perving escapes Orihime's...
inoue-orihime:
doctorkurosaki:
“No, no, Orihime, you misunderstand.. I was just saying a majority of the youth today are not as kind as you.” He had had a mental slip and called her pretty, but luckily she was too absorbed in something to have noticed. She was stammering though..and seemed kind of nervous..oh shit. Had he given something away? Isshin started to sweat a little at the thought.
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Anonymous asked: hey, were you the previous tenth division captain? :3
inoue-orihime:
doctorkurosaki:
“Of course, any time!”
Isshin gasped with surprise as she wrapped her arm around him. He couldn’t help but think of the dream..and Orihime..unclothed..no NO NO ISSHIN BAD. He shook his head. Why in the name of the King was he thinking of that? Good god. He blushed a deep red, quickly covering his face with his hand.
“No, no, Orihime-chan, not at all! I mean, if...
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kurosaki-yuzu replied to your photo: Oi Ichigo. Yuzu was cleaning your room and found…
YUZU NO DON’T LOOK AT THATTTTTTTT
Isshin dove at her trying to yank the book out of her hands before she opened it, failing to reach her in time and falling on his face.
doctorkurosaki started following you
thrust-cierva:
doctorkurosaki:
thrust-cierva:
doctorkurosaki:
thrust-cierva:
Well don’t you look like a fucking idiot.
You’re clearly the bigger idiot if you think I’m an idiot, dumbass.
Tch, well look at what we have here, I must have been mistaken. You’re a smartass, my bad.
Just pointing the obvious out. ^_^
[knocks her palm against his forehead]
I would have face palmed...
doctorkurosaki started following you
thrust-cierva:
doctorkurosaki:
thrust-cierva:
Well don’t you look like a fucking idiot.
You’re clearly the bigger idiot if you think I’m an idiot, dumbass.
Tch, well look at what we have here, I must have been mistaken. You’re a smartass, my bad.
Just pointing the obvious out. ^_^
doctorkurosaki started following you
thrust-cierva:
Well don’t you look like a fucking idiot.
You’re clearly the bigger idiot if you think I’m an idiot, dumbass.
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modifiedsoul-noba asked: Hello Mr. Isshin. I would like to sincerely wish you a happy birthday! -Noba lightly waved his arm and moved a coffee mug in front as a present.- I don't quite know how you take your coffee. Perhaps another time!
mr-tensazangetsu asked: ( leaves him a basket of the finest wine he got during his trip to Paris )
death-and-strawberry asked: Happy Birthday, old man. Didn't get you anything since I was too busy getting interrogated by you.
Guess whose birthday it is
This guy
cosmos-blooming asked: you're amazing finally telling Ichigo that he needs a girlfriend. ~~ <3
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Ichigo
death-and-strawberry:
doctorkurosaki:
Er..what I meant to say..
Isshin fumbled around with his words. He was not actually having this conversation right now with a 17 year old.
You’re 17. You’ve never had a girlfriend. There comes a point in every young man’s life when he has to start looking around for a girl who’ll take care of him as he gets older. I had Masaki, and now I have Yuzu.
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Anonymous asked: Good going Isshin xD It's about time you play matchmaker with Ichigo and Orihime
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Ichigo
death-and-strawberry:
doctorkurosaki:
death-and-strawberry:
doctorkurosaki:
we need to have a talk about your lack of girlfriend
[sighs] What the hell are you talking about now?
Go and ask Orihime out. Now.
Out? What are you talking about?
Er..what I meant to say..
Isshin fumbled around with his words. He was not actually having this conversation right now with a 17 year old.
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Ichigo
death-and-strawberry:
doctorkurosaki:
we need to have a talk about your lack of girlfriend
[sighs] What the hell are you talking about now?
Go and ask Orihime out. Now.
inoue-orihime:
doctorkurosaki:
Isshin sat up, woozy from hitting his head. For a few moments, he couldn’t distinguish the dream from a real memory. “Orihime-chan..” He reached out, almost stroked her cheek, then caught himself. Phew. That would have been a mess. He realized he had left her with nothing but an affectionate calling of her name, though. He sat up. “Er, thank you, Orihime-chan,...
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Ichigo
we need to have a talk about your lack of girlfriend
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inoue-orihime:
doctorkurosaki:
Isshin knew this was going to happen..oh well, nothing to do now but tell her the truth. “Well..yeah, I know you aren’t his girlfriend..I just thought, you know, Ichigo would have asked you out or something by now. I mean, I’m pretty sure he likes you..I thought it was apparent. Sorry, Orihime-chan! Er..I mean..san..no..chan..” Isshin got flustered. He knew chan...
inoue-orihime:
doctorkurosaki:
“No, no! Don’t worry about it at all! Let me get those!” Isshin took the books out of Orihime’s arms, gesturing that they should walk. “Come on, let’s make sure you get home in one piece. Ichigo wouldn’t be very happy to hear that his girlfriend died in a freak accident involving books and tripping.” Isshin swore internally. She wasn’t Ichigo’s girlfriend, to...
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inoue-orihime:
Ugh, she just knew she’d taken home too many books at once!— but the trip from her home to school was a long one, and Orihime wasn’t really looking to take a second trip for just one book. It wasn’t as if she were lazy, or anything of the sort, but rather— she was simply looking forward to spending the rest of her day without having to walk back and forth between her home and the...
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ishidauryu started following you
Uryu! You should come by more often, we love having you by the house. I’m sure Yuzu would cook up a nice dinner if you ever wanted to come on by one day :D
kurosaki-yuzu:
doctorkurosaki:
kurosaki-yuzu:
doctorkurosaki:
kurosaki-yuzu started following you
YUZZZZUUUUUUU!!!
Papa’s missed you!
[snuggles]
I’ve missed you too, Papa! Now, where are Karin-chan and Onii-chan? I haven’t seen them yet.
That dumbass of a son is off getting himself killed or something, Iunno. He’s not here.
Karin’s not home yet either! I thought she would be...
kurosaki-yuzu:
doctorkurosaki:
kurosaki-yuzu started following you
YUZZZZUUUUUUU!!!
Papa’s missed you!
[snuggles]
I’ve missed you too, Papa! Now, where are Karin-chan and Onii-chan? I haven’t seen them yet.
That dumbass of a son is off getting himself killed or something, Iunno. He’s not here.
Karin’s not home yet either! I thought she would be with you! I hope she...
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kurosaki-yuzu started following you
YUZZZZUUUUUUU!!!
Papa’s missed you!
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Isshin jumped in his bed, startled to a wake by the front door slamming. Still groggy and not sure what time it was, he thought that that had better not be Ichigo just getting home. He’d be getting an ass kicking later if that was the case. Isshin looked over at the clock and muttered an almost silent “fuck” to himself. It was already 8am. The girls would be leaving soon, and...
ooc: why is no one ever in tc anymore ;-;
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The genius and the goof.
mayuri—kurotsuchi:
I have no such belief, why would time wasted on something as silly as drinking be enjoyable. Think of all the things I could be doing now Isshin! All the tinkering and experimenting. All the data I could be collecting. This stuff does not do itself you know!
Mayuri’s plans were to have one drink and make it last over the night so that once he got up bright and early in...
